Come on, honey, you can make it. SpongeBob, you hooked me millionth dollar on the back swing! A captain’s nothing without his loyal crew. [Rubs his dollar on himself] I finally got me millionth dollar! Sandals: Well, uhh, what's your vote on the kelp? SpongeBob: [Pokes his head out from behind the kitchen window] Psst, try the coral bits. SpongeBob: (looking at a jellyfish through a telescope) Wow, four stingers. music. I mean, a crew like you [He imagines SpongeBob and Squidward looking deformed] comes around maybe once in a lifetime. Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Created by Stephen Hillenburg, Derek Drymon, Tim Hill. Mr. Krabs: And remember, we don’t leave until we catch that clam and rescue me dollar. [Shot opens up with SpongeBob in front of an electricity box] SpongeBob: I'm Ready! Nobody eats until I get my millionth dollar back. [tries to pry open the clam; he stops.] You can help The Parody Wiki by expanding it.This is a transcript forSpongeBob SquarePants Meets Blue's Clues: What Experiment Does Blue Want to Try? Squidward: Mr. Krabs, listen, I work with SpongeBob all day long, so I know what I’m talking about when I say...you are [Runs off to get some items and comes back with a bunch of fishing gear on] Here's where clam fishing gets serious. Huh? (laughs. Squidward: I like neither. episode transcripts and the transcript from the Spongebob Squarepants Movie! Come on back! Otis:I told you, Abby. [SpongeBob then struggles to pull down the lever until finally it breaks free and the camera then follows what looks to be electric green slime going through a tube until finally reaching the "N" on the Nickelodeon logo and thus powering on the entire logo. Mr. Krabs: Come on, fresh meat! Uh-uh. SpongeBob encourages him to try Coral Bits, and Scooter decides to choose it. [to the trumpeters] Stop playing that music! For further questions go to SpongePedia:Contents ! Spongebob Squarepants Movie Transcript . Almost there. (both cry). Slingshot, Cakey, and Coffee appear.) No, we will not be swayed by tears anymore. We’ve got plenty more to... (Mr. Krabs throws the refrigerator into the water) ...eat. While SpongeBob and Patrick continue slapping their bodies and legs, the green 3-eyed fish beckons a big orange fish, a purple lobster/dragon, a green one eyed monster with 3 arms on its head, a snail with its eyes on its shell, a big yellow monster with an eye on a stalk and a clam with one eye in its mouth] Mr. Krabs: Now, I think we understand each other. Nobody eats until I get my millionth dollar back. SpongeBob: Why did he have to go like this, why?! (SpongeBob reels it in as fast as he can. Swim Mr. Krabs: Hello, boys. before I keelhaul ya. Mr. Krabs: Nothing. Stop playing that music! (takes a dollar out of his wallet) SpongeBob: Okay. Mr. Krabs: (laughs) Oh Squidward, you got to lighten up. What will you have? (pointing to Mr. Krabs, who is dressed like he is at a funeral crying at a tombstone with the [Kisses Sandals and Squidward. Congratulations, Sir. music). Playing next. [Scene cuts to them wearing raincoats on a boat accompanied by a foghorn noise] Uhh, what do I win? If playback doesn't begin shortly, try restarting your device. Squidward: No. Mrs. Beady:(s… SpongeBob: Yeah, and I’ve got to get home to feed Gary. [Takes off his raincoat and sits on his chair] And to think I could be wearing a powdered wig right now. Gone forever out of our lives. Principal Skinner: Oh, egads! SpongeBob and Squidward: Mr. Krabs? (scene cuts to the three of them laying on towels at a beach), Squidward: Ooh, ooh, ooh, Bikini Bottom Folk Village? Uh-uh. Huh? Follow. [Scene cuts to later in the day where Mr. Krabs is on top of the boat and SpongeBob and Squidward are on the lower deck] Okay, you boys man the fishing poles and I'll keep me eyes peeled for Old Blue Lip. (takes the dollar) Me millionth dollar? Squidward: Hey, watch where you're swinging that... (SpongeBob casts Squidward's shirt out in the lagoon) SpongeBob, be SpongeBob: What did you give him? Camera cuts to SpongeBob) SpongeBob: Wow, four stingers. List of episode transcripts He then hugs it.] A Jellyfish floats by him. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. few clams then throw them back. Sandals: Uhh, what do you like better? For all of you opera fans, please let me know. What will you have? Season №: [laughs] The giant clam emerges above water coming closer to the two on the line) Have you noticed that Mr. Krabs has gone completely insane?! U.S. viewers (millions): SpongeBob: Wow, how did you get it back? [Starts cheering again as well as SpongeBob and Squidward] Whoo-hoo! General With many thanks to Spongebuddy Mania for writing all the translscripts! SpongeBob comes from behind holding a Telescope. [Rings up one dollar then a siren goes off] getting faster! Squidward: I can't believe it, Mr. Krabs. (scene cuts to the three of them in 18th century clothing), Mr. Krabs: Better than that! Mr. Krabs: [Angry] So you thought you'd skip out on old Krabs, did ya? Hurry, SpongeBob, the music’s Squidward: Uhh, SpongeBob, can I have a word with you? Haven’t you--, Squidward: Look again. Previous September 20, 2002See more... September 17, 2003 May 14, 2014 Squidward: I can’t believe it, Mr. Krabs. SpongeBob: Yeah, and I've gotta get home to feed Gary. I'm begging ya! Mr. Krabs! Sandals: What about the barnacle rings, are they any good? Can I take your order? [Pushes everyone out the door] Me millionth dollar. [Mr. Krabs is crying while sucking his feet] Mr. Krabs, it's just a stupid dollar. SpongeBob: Hey Squidward, you want me to cast out over here so you can watch me? Is it another fishing trip? Mr. Krabs: Better than that! Mr. Krabs opens the doors to the orchestra) There you are ya (Mr. Krabs scouts the area. Ev… Squidward: Something stupid, I'm sure. [to the violinists] I'm begging ya! Sandals: Uhh, what do you like better? Why? Where we going, Fancy Springs? Wait right here. Huh? From SpongePedia, the First SpongeBob Wiki. Squidward: You’re crazy! The coral bits or the nacho oyster skins? Squidward screams loudly in pain, then walks up to Mr. Krabs] Okay, I've had enough. [Scene cuts to the three of them in a pool] Mr. Krabs: (jumps down and gasps) Could it be? SpongeBob: Woo! Shanghaied: Patrick's ending2. SpongeBob Squarepants S02E30 - The Fry Cook Games. Episode Transcript Gallery Discussion This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode, "Tea at the Treedome" from season one, which aired on May 1, 1999. Also, you can see an orchestra playing this song when Mr. Krabs begs the orchestra to stop. ostinato in D minor! Where we going, Fancy Springs? Squidward and SpongeBob look the same as Mr. Krabs] Everybody get out, you're spoiling me moment! (The episode starts with our heroes dining in The Clam Hut) 1. (nails the sandwich to a pole). 4. ... Alexander Clam Bel!? Finally, the Spongebob Squarepants Movie script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the Spongebob Squarepants Movie. 3. SpongeBob: Okay. Squidward: [He finally loses his temper and he throws the paper and pencil in anger] Sir, let's just get this out of the way! Today we go to Encino California, in which you see us. (SpongeBob and Squidward scream as they try to wiggle back and forth to avoid the giant We apologize for any inconvenience.You are not logged in. Chronology Mr. Krabs: Not a sandwich. Credits Mr. Krabs informs everyone that he's received his millionth dollar, which is every crab's goal in life. SpongeBob SquarePants -S03E26 - Clams. Squidward: If we’re real quiet, we can sneak over to the lifeboat. Mr. Krabs: [stops sobbing, then narrows his eyes] I see. Squidward screams loudly in pain, then walks up to Mr. Krabs] Okay, I've had enough. [SpongeBob casts his line behind him which catches on Squidward's magazine. Closer. SpongeBob: Oh, poor Mr. Krabs. SpongeBob casts Squidward's chair] Gasps] Me millionth dollar! I know what you're thinking. Squidward: A very dirty dollar? This article is a stub. Mr. Krabs: Try again. Mr. Krabs: No. [SpongeBob casts Squidward's shirt out in the lagoon] SpongeBob, be careful with... ow! [Cabin doors open to play the ominous music again. SpongeBob: Here she comes.... She made it! [SpongeBob continues, Sandy finishes prying the clam open from inside it and SpongeBob goes flying] Your shell is mine! The series chronicles the exploits and adventures of the title character and his various friends in the fictional underwater city of Bikini Bottom. [Alarm stops as a curtain opens up to show a real band in the background playing carnival music. Jeniffermelany 6244. We’ve been here for three days and haven’t gotten a nibble. Every Krab's goal in life is to make a million dollars, and now I got mine. You call this fun? Know what I mean? a filthy lagoon? [Crying] Know what I mean? (SpongeBob and Squidward look at each other) This is an ordinary dollar that’s been crumpled up, torn Clams: It’s another day at the Krusty Krab when a random customer provides Mr. Krabs of his one millionth dollar! Well, if he wants his dollar back, I say we give it to him. Mr. Krabs pours tears into his mouth) For Pete's sake, Mr. Krabs, suck it up! Mr. Krabs: Yippee! slightly, soaked in the lagoon, and kissed with Coral Blue #2 Semi-Gloss Lipstick. [Takes a dollar out of his wallet] Well, if he wants his dollar back, I say we give it to him. (cabin doors open to play the ominous [Scene cuts to Gary chewing up SpongeBob's couch at home] (chuckles). At the Krusty Krab, Sandalspurchases an order of coral bits, and an alarm suddenly blares out. https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Clams/transcript?oldid=3383283. 5. Lucy:Well, this place just opened last week. That's a 4/4 string ostinato in D minor! Okay, I’ve had enough. Let's just leave the old man, he won't notice." Cut to the jellyfish alone, where SpongeBob's foot stretches out from off-screen and then the rest of his body appears. Sandals: What about the barnacle rings, are they any good? Mr. Krabs: Get out! Mr. Krabs: [Looks weird as he runs over to the counter] Nothing, lad! SpongeBob and Squidward are attached to the line] live bait! Mr. Krabs: Yippee! Even after you promised to help me. Now, what do you want?! I can't believe me own crew would betray me like this. This is hopeless! 7. Even after you promised to help me. (takes off his raincoat and sits on his chair) And to think I could be wearing a powdered wig right now. They jump into it but then come back onto the boat tied up; Mr. Krabs pops his head out of the lifeboat] Don't you think that's fun? Mr. Krabs: [Jumps down and gasps] Could it be? The Bikini Bottomites go crazy and they all believe that Spongebob and Plankton stole the secret formula. completely out of your mind! SpongeBob, wait! Encyclopedia SpongeBobia is a FANDOM TV Community. Squidward: See? Mr. Krabs: Not a sandwich. (shows dollar bill just like described), SpongeBob: (Holding a blue make-up kit) Actually, it's Coral Blue number t...(Squidward hits him with the fishing pole), Mr. Krabs: I trusted you, and you gave me this? Sandals: Uhh, what do you like better? This is my one millionth dollar earned. SpongeBob: (pokes his head out from behind the kitchen window) Psst, try the coral bits. me dollar and I’ll never get it back. SpongeBob and Squidward are attached to the line) Live bait. Can I take your order? Squidward: I like neither. (scene cuts to later in the day where Mr. Krabs is on top of the boat and SpongeBob With Dee Bradley Baker, Clancy Brown, Rodger Bumpass, Mary Jo Catlett. Episode №: (both scream over to the boat. [Both sob] Videos you watch may be added to the TV's watch history and influence TV recommendations. So, eventually, we settled on a trade. (He then puts away the telescope and puts on some black glasses. Hey, Im actually doing it. SpongeBob, you hooked me millionth dollar on the back swing! I hate everything on the menu! SpongeBob: What did you give him? SpongeBob SquarePants -S03E26 - Clams. Mr. Krabs: Have you boys met... [Holds his millionth dollar up] ...me millionth dollar? SpongeBob: Oh, I get ya. [sobs] [sobbing and flops to the ground] I lost me dollar, and I'll never get it back! Welcome. Left the Background Music On: The clam's Leitmotif is being played by the orchestra in Mr. Krab's boat. Lori:Not now Luan. Three fellas at sea with nothing to do but throw their lines in the water, catch a few clams [Catches a clam then he throws it back] then throw them back. New Student Starfish: It's another day of boating school for SpongeBob, and this time, Patrick wants to come along too. Come on back! To celebrate, he takes SpongeBob and Squidward on a clam fishing trip. SpongeBob: Oh, poor Mr. Krabs. SpongeBob: Oh, I get ya. SpongeBob: Congratulations, Mr. Krabs. (opens up the doors to the orchestra and begins to play the ominous SpongeBob: Wow, a trip! Mr. Krabs: Congratulate yourselves, lad! Mr. Krabs! It takes a while for Mr. Krabs to notice his dollar isn't in his claw anymore. Please note: Due to constant attempts by spambots to gain access to SpongePedia, account creation is currently disabled. Squidward: No. And to reward you for making me millionth dollar, I'm taking you on a trip. Why couldn’t it have been me?! Abby:Are you sure this restaurant doesn't served any real clams? Hai! I told you. Squidward assures the customer that "it is something stupid", and Mr. Krabs bursts out of his office and starts to dance with the dollar in his hand to intense celebratory music. [Whips his eyes against the floor] Never, never, never, never, never! Template:Tra Episode Article: Clams Mr. Krabs SpongeBob Squidward Old Blue Lips Scooter Hans Gary the Snail (cameo) (at the Krusty Krab) Sandals: Uhh, what do you like better? [Mr. Krabs steers his eyes toward the other two to see them waving a dollar] Look what we've got! 55 The Great Snail Race: Mid-Life Crustacean: 56 Born Again Krabs: I Had an Accident: 57 Krabby Land: The Camping Episode: 58 Missing Identity: Plankton's Army: 59 The Sponge Who Could Fly: 60 SpongeBob Meets the Strangler: Pranks a Lot [Both take a step, then start screaming as they sprint over to the lifeboat. 4 years ago | 150.2K views. Now what do you want? Next This is the reward we get for all our hard work? Squidward tells him that he hates everything on the menu. thinking. SpongeBob: I've never seen Mr. Krabs so broken up. Jeniffermelany 6244. He kicks out all of the customers, not even giving Sandals his coral bits, and tells SpongeBob and his friends that they're going on a trip to celebrate… [Nails the sandwich to a pole] Squidward assures the customer that "It's something stupid," and Mr. Krabs bursts out of his office and starts to dance with the dollar in his hand to intense celebratory music. Culture Shock - Spongebob Squarepants Transcripts Written by Paul Tibbitt, Mark O’Hare and Mr. Lawrence (no customers at the Krusty Krab as Mr Krabs is holding a FREE sign for the salad bar, Squidward is reading a ballet magazine, and Spongebob is wiping dust off tables) Sandals: Well, uhh, what’s your vote on the kelp... Squidward: Sir, let’s just get this out of the way. 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